quatorz: Quinn you suck so bad at straight
Quinn you suck so bad at straight
ipraisecyrus1123: Brb dying.
Brb dying.
i think this is how i feel most of the time i got u...
i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
i got you ryan gosling
this is why i love tumblr
pitchinerkozmotis: ask-pitch-black: anonymoustypewriter: ask-p...
"I want Pitch from Rise Of The Guardians and Gaston From Beauty and The Beast to fuck me in every hole and make me tend to their EVERY pleasure."
"Not at the same time I hope…"
That would be the weirdest threesome ever.
"Ooh, that's right, I know your deepest fears and I will deliver them to you with the sweetest pleasure. Notice the tendrils of shadow tighten around your wrists, pulling you out, you can't move and I can see that terrifies you but in just a moment I'll-"
"NOOOOO ONNNNNE FUCKS LIKE GASTON!"
"…"
"NO ONE PUMPS LIKE GASTON!"
"You-"
"NO ONE'S DICK IS AS HUGE AND ERECT AS GASTON'S!"
"Listen you muscle bound idiot-"
"I USE ANTLER'S IN ALL OF MY DEEEEECORAAAAATING!"
"That's it, mood's gone, I'm leaving."
"NO CONDOM CAN CONTAIN GASTOOOOON!"
*door slams, shadows vanish, Gaston has passed out in puddle of cum because he ejaculated after finishing his song since he turned himself on too much*
*cue masturbating furiously alone*
"JESUS H CHRIST, I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW."
THAT COMMENT OH MY GOD I'M PISSING MYSELF
beevee110: So apparently Rivergron grabbed lunch yesterday together and Naya saw Dianna's trailer...
So apparently Rivergron grabbed lunch yesterday together and Naya saw Dianna's trailer so I can just imagine Naya fan girling at Dianna about how badass she was in the trailer like "Girl you were AMAZING!" and Dianna being a cute lil bunny rabbit about it just giggling that cute giggle of hers and…
No I'm not okay why do you ask?
undead-marcher: stars-in-constellations: theironyofchokingonban...
theironyofchokingonbandmembers:
Wow. I didn't like macklemore and then I saw this and completely changed my mind.
Macklemore you are amazing.
why would you not like macklemore in the first place? the guy writes songs about equality and things that matter
woah
Because maybe it isn't their music style? Maybe some people like the lyrics, but not the music. We all San agree that Of Mice & Men, Pierce the Veil, and Hollywood Undead have some deep and meaningful lyrics that everyone can relate to, but maybe some people don't like the heavier stuff or maybe some people don't like rap rock. We all have different music tastes. Music taste and Lyric taste are different things.
bowlegsandangels: killercest: cameronjohngodfrey: azazels-child: why is sexuality such a big...
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
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tvspecial: emobaria: tvspecial: the muffin man is NOT the father well whose bun was in my oven...
the muffin man is NOT the father
well whose bun was in my oven then
*dramatic pillsbury dough boy entrance*
sceptick: man have i mentioned how it's my favourite fucking thing how much of a non-issue orphan...
man have i mentioned how it's my favourite fucking thing how much of a non-issue orphan black makes it that kira's father isn't around? that we don't know who he is? like it doesn't come up once that sarah's a ~single unwed mother~
god bless this fucking show *____*
taktophoto: Most interesting abandoned places in the world
Most interesting abandoned places in the world
martyrdoomr: publius-esquire: Did you know that due to American Public Law 94-479, by the 94th...
Did you know that due to American Public Law 94-479, by the 94th Congress, George Washington is protected from being outranked by any officer in past, present, and future? Meaning if there's a 6th star general, Washington is automatically upgraded to 7th. There is a law dedicated to preserving Washington's badass status.
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letmebeyourunintended: I never thought I'd relate to Kim...
I never thought I'd relate to Kim Kardashian
perfunctory: it's so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases...
it's so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
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greatbritt: "The Disney Princesses as "something." Even still I...
"The Disney Princesses as "something." Even still I always find it interesting when someone takes a beloved character and changes perspective on it. Plus its an interesting design challenge, to change a character drastically while keeping them recognizable and making the changes believable." -CR
Hit the source for the artist's DeviantArt page. I love the concept here! -GB
newdisaster: This is one of the best lines in the history of...
This is one of the best lines in the history of anything.
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